Quote: Women are always amazed…
Women are always amazed what men forget. Men are surprised what women remember.
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Quote: All creatures except humans
Samuel Butler (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
All creatures except humans know that the main purpose of life is to enjoy it.
Quote: Sometimes the heart sees what…
Quote: The lie is like a snowball…
Martin Luther (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The lie is like a snowball. The longer he is circulated, the bigger it is.
Quote: Who always does what he…
Portrait of Henry Ford (ca. 1919) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Who always does what he can do already is always what he is.
Quote: If you think nobody cares…
Fred Allen and Earl Wilson (Photo Credit: Wikipedia)
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Quote: When you sit down together…
Albert Einstein. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
When you sit down together with a girl for two hours, it seems as if it were a minute. However, when you sit on a hot stove for a minute, it seems as if it would be two hours. That is relativity.
Quote: Don’t say everything…
Matthias Claudius (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Don’t say everything that you know, but always know what you’re saying.
Quote: The biggest mistake you c…
Dietrich Bonhoeffer. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The biggest mistake you can make in your life is to be always afraid of making a mistake.
Quote: A person without a sense …
Henry Ward Beecher (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road.
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